Last night, I had cause to say
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to throw my eggplant at you.”
The woman on line ahead of me at checkout was very nice about it.
Last night, I had cause to say
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to throw my eggplant at you.”
The woman on line ahead of me at checkout was very nice about it.
You were quite kind. I’d rather have an eggplant thrown at me than a stinky
durian.
I’ll just bet you didn’t mean to throw it at her.
And Konagod, a durian would be assault with a deadly weapon.
Durians aren’t slippery. They don’t go flying out of your hand and konking the people ahead of you on line. That’s nice about them.
Eggplant = aubergine IIRC. Fancy buying one of those in a supermarket. And slippery? Was it shrink-wrapped? (You might think I jest, but I have seen shrink-wrapped bell peppers in a supermarket here 8-/ It was right about then I started buying straight from farms and fruiterers.
Yes, an aubergine. They have slippery exteriors, kinda waxy.
Supermarkets in the U.S. sell all manner of vegetables and fruits. I just brought home a lovely pineapple.
I usually have problems with cans of cat food either “jumping” out of my hands or the cashiers. Not so much with jumping produce….