How Nerdy Are You?


You Are 36% Nerdy


You’re a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd.
You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they’ve become a part of mainstream culture.

4 comments

  1. Ken says:

    I am 28% Nerdy….. same text as yours.

    Who’d a ever thunk I’d come out less nerdy than you? 😉

    Probably having the blog(s) put you ahead of me………

  2. Ken says:

    And I have to add……

    You see me mowin’ my front lawn
    I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
    Look at me I’m white and nerdy

    I wanna roll with the gangstas
    But so far they all think I’m too
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    Really, really white and nerdy

    First in my class here at MIT
    Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
    M.C. Escher, that’s my favorite M.C.
    Keep you’re 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin, to the contrary
    You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Stephen Hawking’s in my library

    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
    Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I’m a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
    Once you’ve see my sweet moves, you’re gonna stay amazed
    My fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze

    There’s no killer app I haven’t run (run)
    At Pascal, well I’m number one (one)
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain’t got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
    Happy Days is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

    Here’s the part I sing on…

    You see me roll on my Segway
    I know in my heart they think I’m
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
    Look at me I’m white and nerdy

    I’d like to roll with the gangstas
    Although it’s apparent I’m too
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    How’d I get so white and nerdy

    I been browsin’, inspectin’ X-Men comics
    You know I collect ’em
    The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shoppin’ online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

    I got a business doing websites (websites)
    When my friends need some code, who do they call?
    I do HTML for ’em all
    Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
    I got myself a fanny pack
    They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
    Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
    Pop, pop – hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky

    I’m nerdy in the extreme
    Whiter than sour cream
    I was in AV club and glee club
    And even the chess team
    Only question I ever thought was hard
    Was “Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?”
    Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
    Got my name on my underwear

    They see me strollin’, they’re laughin’
    And rollin’ their eyes cause I’m so
    White and nerdy

    Just because I’m white and nerdy
    Just because I’m white and nerdy
    All because I’m white and nerdy
    Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy

    I wanna bowl with the gangstas
    But oh well, it’s obvious I’m
    White and nerdy

    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    Think I’m just too white and nerdy
    I’m just too white and nerdy
    Look at me I’m white and nerdy

    Weird Al

  3. deblipp says:

    Probably having the blog(s) put you ahead of me………

    Dear Gods, I hope that’s the explanation….

  4. Melville says:

    I was only 32%. I was sure it would be higher.