In support of the writer’s strike, here are things that were written:
1. So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.
Solved by Evn (comment #3).
2. Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.
Solved by Barbs (comment #21).
3. Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.
Solved by George (comment #19).
4. Congratulations to you and Peter. I’m glad you taught me to speak so I could say that.
Solved by Melville (comment #1).
5. You must excuse me, gentlemen, not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow!
Solved by Barbs (comment #22).
6. From where I sat it looked as though you were conjugating some irregular verbs.
Solved by TomHilton (comment #14).
7. I’ve got a degree in ass wiggling, mate.
Solved by Evn (comment #2).
Is # 4 My Left Foot?
#7 = The Full Monty.
Oh, and I believe #1 is Labyrinth. Or at least, it sounds Labyrinthy.
I will be slapping my forhead several times today, as each of these answers are revealed.
#6 is really, really familiar.
Tom, you’ve certainly seen #6. I’d wager several times.
#2 sounds familiar to me, but I can’t place it.
I’m seeing Cary Grant in it, whatever it is.
#2 isn’t Dr. Strangelove, is it?
And I’m pretty sure this is wrong, but I’ll WAG Bad Santa for #3.
2 is not Dr. Strangelove, and 3 is not Bad Santa, and I love giving you all that insanely nagging feeling.
Is #2 Swingers?
For some reason I think #5 is from a Bond film. Dr No?
2 is not Swingers, 5 is not Dr. No.
Ah! To Catch a Thief.
I knew you’d get it.
#6 sounds like a Preston Sturges movie to me, but if Tom’s right then I didn’t make this comment.
What comment?
Just stopped by to see if, by some miracle, I knew any of these, and…well, I’ll be moving along now. I’m unquestionably out of my league.
#3 is either The Polar Express–The Longer, More Poler, Uncut Edition or…Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. It pays to remember the films Deborah reviews.
Nice. I thought someone might eventually think to look back through my old reviews. No I’m fucked in my ability to really surprise you.
# 2 Johnny Dangerously
# 5 Moonraker
Ah, that’s why #3 seemed so familiar.