I get a lot of comment spam exactly like this:
Daniel [email address] [spammy website] [IP address]
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article [blog post title], but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
Daniel doesn’t understand anything. He doesn’t understand Paganism, politics, cats, or movie reviews. But he’s always willing to check more resources. Several times a day, sometimes.
Daniel, read a fucking book and get back to me, okay?