So I find that my basement is full of cats, and my ex-husband comes over to help, only when I look down the basement stairs (a) the stairs are gone, and (b) the basement is now full of snakes. Many of which have apparently recently eaten; you can see animal shapes inside them. Only if you close the door and open it again, it’s cats and stairs.
And I freaked out. In the dream, and then again upon waking.
Sounds like you need to get laid.
Ya think?