It’s when you go to clean the kitchen counter, and you see these little black specks, and then they move and you realize they’re bugs.
And you think, “At least they’re not mouse droppings.”
Yippee.
It’s when you go to clean the kitchen counter, and you see these little black specks, and then they move and you realize they’re bugs.
And you think, “At least they’re not mouse droppings.”
Yippee.
The True Meaning of Spring in Houston
My sister-in-law (visiting Houston for the first time) – “Oh, hey! Look! A bat just flew by! I’ve never seen a bat before!”
Me – “Um, honey? That was a cockroach.”
We now have a pack of hummingwolves (okay, some say they are carpenter bees) outside our windows at work.