1. Gary and Arthur are on the floor, hooking up a gaming system to a TV that is behaving in a recalcitrant manner. Arthur has removed his hat.
Arthur: Don’t step on the hat!
I was actually not all that impressed by this one, but Arthur loved the image, presumably of someone walking across the tops of people’s heads.
2. Me: I found the missing meat.
Arthur: Where was it?
Me: Under the kale.
Arthur: The meat was under the kale?
“Kale” is a funny word.
