What Would Kali Do?
I was thinking I should start a thing. It would be like the fortune cookie “in bed” thing, except in this case, the word to always include is “devour.”
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What Would Kali Do about that homeless guy over there?
Embrace him in the love of her infinite grace. Then devour him.
What Would Kali Do about my annoying co-worker?
See him in the perspective of the passage of vast yugas, knowing that all things pass in time. Then devour him.
What Would Kali Do about George W. Bush?
Devour him.
This is very convenient, because you always know what Kali would do. Whereas, I think the WWJD people leave a lot of room for disagreement. Jesus might be turning the other cheek, he might be picking up the sword, he might be speaking in the parable. Very confusing. Kali, on the other hand, be devouring. No. Matter. What.
Also, it’s comforting to know that no matter how much I lose my temper, or feel I’ve handled things badly, well, at least I haven’t devoured human heads today. (Just for today.)
So that’s it. WWKD. I’m thinking of having bracelets made.
Well, you have a point.
One of my favorite strips that went defunct had this to say….
(SPEW WARNING)
http://www.accendi.net/putf/archives/?strip=002
*glee*
I would love a WWKD bracelet. Oh yes.
I like the WTFWJD? shirts…….
I think there’s a bumper sticker out…Kali is my co-pilot. You KNOW i want one of those bracelets if you get them made…Dark blue, right? 😉
Or bright red. I’ve also seen Let Go and Let Kali bumper stickers, another very good idea.
I would definitely buy one of those bracelets! Jai Ma Kali!
Jai Mata Di!
I like ‘ devour them, with curry”
I like ‘ devour them, with curry???
LOL!
I don’t think it’s right to hope that Kali would devour Bush because he would leave a bad taste in her mouth and would probaly give her indigestion.
Ha! Kali devours all pain, anguish, evil, and even demons, and with her infinite love makes them a part of her. Better her than me.
Yeah but isn’t eating pain and demons bad enough already?
Ha! I love this idea!!