Got this from Shakespeare’s Sister:
Accent: Pretty strong New York accent, I’m told, although I was raised in New Jersey.
Booze: Vodka (Stoli) martini with a twist.
Chore I Hate: Washing the floor. If anything could ever make a person feel like Cinderella…!
Dog or Cat: Cats!
Essential Electronics: Computer, duh.
Favorite Cologne: Spellbound
Gold or Silver: Silver. Very lunar & witchy.
Hometown: I don’t identify with any one town. I live in Rockland County, NY but I still think of myself as a Jersey Girl.
Insomnia: Very rarely, but with the disk problem in my neck, I don’t sleep well.
Job Title: Technical Writer. Or Queen, take your pick.
Kids: Arthur
Living Arrangements: Townhouse condo; me, Arthur, and the Gang of Two
Most Admirable Traits: Honesty (bluntness, even); loyalty; willingness to communicate fairly and openly
Number of Sexual Partners: More than Shakes. More than any of the ones linked at Shakes.
Overnight Hospital Stays: Most recently, knee surgery in 2003, I was in the hospital from Tuesday through Friday. Before that, I think the only time was when I was five. (On edit) Oh, yeah, there was this other thing. Not going there.
Phobias: Car washes
Quote: “Just go ahead and admit you’re an asshole. You would be in some good company.”
Religion: Wicca
Siblings: One older brother. Four younger sisters. One younger brother. Two step-sisters.
Time I Wake Up: The alarm goes off at seven during the week. Weekends I can stay in bed as late as nine.
Unusual Talent or Skill: I can lick my nose, cross my eyes one at a time, and bend my fingers back to touch my wrist. This makes me very special.
Vegetable I Love: Almost all of them, but fiddlehead ferns make me shudder with delight.
Worst Habit: I have a blurty thing. And my voice is too loud.
X-Rays: Gazillions. I think my left leg must glow in the dark. I have to say the screws in my knee are very entertaining on an x-ray.
Yummy Foods I Make: My specialties are my goat cheese primavera, my marsala portobellos, my breaded spinach, and my split pea soup.
Zodiac Sign: Taurus with a Capricorn moon and a Scorpio ascendant.
I’ll play…..
Accent: Pretty neutral – could be a radio announcer.
Booze: Gimme rum lads…. rum ’til I float!
Chore I Hate: Cleaning the bathrooms.
Dog or Cat: I like cats but I have dogs.
Essential Electronics: Computer, DVD player.
Favorite Cologne: None. I don’t like stinky stuff……
Gold or Silver: Neither, really. My wedding ring is gold, but that’s the only jewelry I wear.
Hometown: Wherever I hang my hat is home…. although I’ve never lived far from Philadelphia.
Insomnia: Occasionally – usually after drinking.
Job Title: Senior End User Support Analyst. I wanted it to be Specialist, so I could be SEUSS, but they wouldn’t go for it. Poopyheads.
Kids: Cailean
Living Arrangements: Split level in the burbs with the wife, son, dogs, barbecue, lawnmower…. the whole middle class works.
Most Admirable Traits: A friend to all mankind.
Number of Sexual Partners: I’m into monagamy and relationships, and shy. 3.
Overnight Hospital Stays: Age 8 – tonsillectomy and removal of a cyst behind my knee – 2 days. Age 15 – shattered my left elbow, 3 weeks in traction.
Phobias: Claustrophobia, acrophobia
Quote: I am not a quotable person.
Religion: Non-practicing Unitarian-Universalist.
Siblings: Two older sisters, one younger brother.
Time I Wake Up: The alarm goes off at 5:45 during the week. Weekends I could stay in bed as late as 8:00, if the fucking dogs would let me.
Unusual Talent or Skill: I can do the Spock eyebrow thing with either eye, which I never knew other people couldn’t do.
Vegetable I Love: Fresh picked corn on the cob.
Worst Habit: Picking my nose.
X-Rays: Only my elbow (see “hospital stays” above).
Yummy Foods I Make: Spaghetti sauce, leek and potato soup, chocolate cheesecake, and a really gross and disgusting so-unhealthy-it’s-not-funny Spam sandwich.
Zodiac Sign: All I know is Aries – couldn’t give you any more particulars.
Ken, elbow, ow.
If you think your screws are entertaining, check out the nails in this guy’s head.