I just went into the lunch room to get a soda. Usually, the TV in there is tuned to CNN Headline News. Just now it is tuned to one of those Abrasive Judge Yells At People shows.
I’m thinking there’s an audience for combining the two. You know, have newsmakers come before the judge and have him yell at them and tell them they’re lying scumbags, and to give the American people back their money and go home. “Mr. Rumsfeld, you know you said you knew where the WMDs were, now don’t try to tell me otherwise!” “This nice lady just wants to know why her son was killed. Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?” “Stop telling me about your plan for Iraq and answer my question!”
Look, the news media isn’t doing their job. Why not give TV judges a chance?
Hm. How come I can picture you doing this?….(Being Judge Deb…)
😉
No, I was watching that black guy. But Judge Judy would be fine too.
I don’t have a black robe.
heh. Yeah, Judge Judy could school these plundering fuckwits controlling the country. “Don’t speak! SHHH! I’m speaking!”
Don’t have a black robe? Honey, if that’s the *only* thing keeping ” Judge Deb” from being on TV, I’m sending my hubby over to measure you right now. I think Black satin would look smashing & I’m sure you could use it for other things..heh…..
I think it might have to be a cable thing if we didn’t want to bleep too much…;)
“Don’t piss on my leg & try to f*cking tell ME it’s raining, numb-nuts!”….
LOL!
You all are a riot. I want Judge Judy to do it. I have a day job!
This sounds good in theory but the problem is that the TV judges work for the same folks as the reporters:Wallmart and Macdonalds.