(These are a hobby of mine.)
Overheard at Festival of Souls: Do you have a bucket for the gourds?
Me, to Arthur: Get that catapult off my dashboard.
Posted at Mystic Wicks in response to my blog entry: Funny article about mouth cancer. (Is that the oxymoron of all time or what?)
And the granddaddy of them all: Deb, have you got any cream cheese? I left mine in my coat.
LOL! Love them.
Reminds me of one from a trip I led back in 1992: Toss the cracker into the flaming can of Spam.
LOL!