Sentences Never Before Seen in Print

(These are a hobby of mine.)

Overheard at Festival of Souls: Do you have a bucket for the gourds?

Me, to Arthur: Get that catapult off my dashboard.

Posted at Mystic Wicks in response to my blog entry: Funny article about mouth cancer. (Is that the oxymoron of all time or what?)

And the granddaddy of them all: Deb, have you got any cream cheese? I left mine in my coat.

2 comments

  1. Tom Hilton says:

    LOL! Love them.

    Reminds me of one from a trip I led back in 1992: Toss the cracker into the flaming can of Spam.