Monday Movie Reviews: Quick hits

I may do a few of these three-at-a-time jobs until I get caught up.

The French Lieutenant’s Woman (1981) 7/10
Meryl Streep is a “fallen woman” in Victorian England, and Jeremy Irons is a man who becomes obsessed with her. At the same time, Streep and Irons are actors filming a movie about these Victorian characters.

To a great extent, I Don’t Get It. I really don’t. I didn’t feel like the juxtaposition added anything to the story. I know it has Deep Meaning, but that meaning is obtuse to me.

The Fountain (2006) 5/10
Hugh Jackman is Tomas, a conquistador serving Queen Isabella (Rachel Weisz). At the same time, he is Tommy, a research scientist, and Izzi is his dying wife. There’s also a big bubble with a tree.

Speaking of I Don’t Get It. This is not the same situation as The French Lieutenant’s Woman; this is a purposely obtuse movie so in love with its Big Ideas that it forgets there’s an audience who might like to follow along.

Hugh Jackman naked, though.

Dreamland (2006) 7/10
Audrey (Agnes Bruckner) and Callista (Kelli Garner) are best friends in a trailer park in the middle of nowhere. Audrey cares for her drunk, phobic father (John Corbett). When a cute new guy (Justin Long) moves in, the stress of longing to be more and the desire for the same boy stir things up.

This is a lovely little coming of age movie, very gentle and enjoyable. It relies a tad too much on cliché, and is perhaps not exactly fascinating, but I enjoyed it.

Expect the unexpected

This morning, I opened the top of the Mr. Coffee to put a clean filter in…

and Delirium was inside.

My first reaction, before I realized what it was, was AGH!

My second reaction was to eliminate the cats as suspects.

Apparently I live with a Merry Prankster. It is so unlike Arthur to play little tricks in the house that I’d almost suspect my friend Dave of stopping by to do it, but Dave would never have read my blog or Facebook.

Delirium just fell out of my refrigerator

….speaking of sentences you’ve never seen in print before.

A long time ago, Isaac gave me a set of mini-action figures of the Endless from Sandman, which I love and adore. They’re about 2 inches high, except for Delirium and Despair, who are each squatting. And when I opened the refrigerator this morning, Delirium fell out (not this one).

So, presumably, a cat got it and it got into the kitchen and then imagination fails me.

It’s going to be a weird day.

Friday Random Ten

Ooh! I’ve had my iPod a whole ‘nother week!

1. Touch Me Fall — Indigo Girls (which wasn’t really on shuffle, apparently shuffle had turned off and I didn’t realize it, so then I turned shuffle back on and got…)
2. Crazy Baby — Joan Osborne (which actually started boring me, so I did that shake-it-up thing and got…)
3. Fast As You Can — Fiona Apple
4. Hey Baby…So Sad — New Skin
5. Bitch — Meredith Brooks
6. It’s Only Money, Tyrone — Marah
7. Romeo and Juliet — Indigo Girls
8. Touch Me Fall — Indigo Girls (so that was really not okay, so I shook it up again, and got…)
9. Willy — Joni Mitchell
10 Take This Town — XTC

So, not exactly a lot of variety today, but a lot of really good songs.

Schrödinger’s Rapist

This should be shared far and wide.

    When you approach me in public, you are Schrödinger’s Rapist. You may or may not be a man who would commit rape. I won’t know for sure unless you start sexually assaulting me. I can’t see inside your head, and I don’t know your intentions. If you expect me to trust you—to accept you at face value as a nice sort of guy—you are not only failing to respect my reasonable caution, you are being cavalier about my personal safety.

    Fortunately, you’re a good guy. We’ve already established that. Now that you’re aware that there’s a problem, you are going to go out of your way to fix it, and to make the women with whom you interact feel as safe as possible.

Read the whole thing.

So here’s the deal

My new job is just much more demanding than my previous one. At the old job, I did have a lot of work, and it had its challenges, but there were slow days kind of built into the system and blogging was rarely problem (although, I’m sure it would have been for Management, had they known).

At the current job, I am more value (yay) and there’s always a stack of wriiting I can’t get to because other things have higher priority. Plus I’m working on a book kind of actively now, so I am not blogging much in the evenings.

Which is why you haven’t seen trivia.

I am suspending trivia indefinitely. I ask 7 questions a week most weeks, and I don’t SEE 7 movies a week. After approximately four years, I am drying up on interesting questions.

I haven’t been that successful introducing new features. I don’t want or need the blog to discipline me right now. I’d rather keep it here to write about movies, Paganism, language, and whatever else crosses my mind.

Monday Movie Review: Whip It

Whip It (2009) 6/10
Bliss (Ellen Page) is a beauty pageant teen from Nowheresville, Texas who finds herself, and romance, through roller derby. Directed by Drew Barrymore.

Whip It is a pleasant movie that works on a number of levels. It’s fun, it has some laughs, it has an admirable cast. But Drew Barrymore, in her film directorion debut, can’t really decide what movie she wants to make. Is it the story of the rough-and-tumble world of roller derby? Then give us more rough and more world. Is it a teen romance? Then make the backdrop less interesting than roller derby, because you’re doing it a disservice.

I do like the movie, but not as much as I want to. There are so few that pass the Bechdel Movie Test, and so few that allow women to break out of the constraints that the film industry places on us, that when one like this comes along, I wnant it to be excellent, and Whip It is not that.

It’s kind of a female awakening movie, about Bliss toughening up and finding herself, and I think it does a pretty good job of that, except that the romance, as charming as young Landon Pigg is, doesn’t serve that purpose. It’s a sweet romance, but we already knew Bliss was sweet, so we’re not moving in the direction of true transformation.

Every transformation movie has a struggle with its star, either before or after. Generally before: Is Audrey Hepburn really all that bedraggled a flower girl? I think there are actresses who could have played a young beauty queen and done the roller derby convincingly. Maybe Ellen Page is that actress, but she’s not asked to really pull it off here.

Let’s start with “before.” The look created for her mom (the extraordinary-as-always Marcia Gay Harden) suggests the filmmakers actually know what a pageant contestant looks like, but Ellen Page is not that girl. She is free of hairspray and lacquer, her custom gown doesn’t emphasize her figure, her eye makeup is underplayed. She’s a sweet, slight, pretty girl. And then there’s “after,” during which she becomes a…sweet, slight, pretty girl who’s kind of fast and somewhat tougher than before.

Her edginess is all very “Hey, I saw her in Juno!” She wears the Doc Martens and the print skirts with rock t-shirts, and she disses her small town life. But beyond that? Not terribly edgy until the end, and it’s not enough. (Besides which, how does her mother either not notice that Doc Martens do not equal beauty queen and maybe there’s a disconnect with what her daughter really wants, OR not put her foot down and make her daughter pretty up all the time?)

Did I mention the romance was sweet? I loved the romance. But it didn’t belong in this particular movie. It stole screen time from real character development for Bliss and for her roller derby compatriots, who were potentially very interesting.

As it was, it was a pleasant couple of hours spent with a movie that might have been so much more.

Friday Random Ten

I got an iPod! I can now join the rest of the blogosphere in posting a random ten. Let’s see if it works out. I’m still figuring out how to use this thing, what songs I want loaded on it, and so on. I’ve mostly loaded whole CDs so far, so my 3 gig of music isn’t as varied as you might imagine.

1. It Ain’t Necessarily So — Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
2. Tossin’ and Turning’ — Bobby Lewis
3. Aisha Duo — Amanda (songs #2 & 3 are brought to you by “I own this? Really?”)
4. Shiksa Goddess — The Last Five Years, original soundtrack
5. Culture Club — Generations of Love
6. Amazing Grace — Judy Collins (brought to you by “not really energizing at the office”)
7. Slang Teacher — Wide Boy Awake
8. Live and Let Die — Guns n’ Roses
9. Alison Krause — Down to the River and Pray, soundtrack to O Brother Where Art Thou?
10. She’s Got You — Patsy Cline

A lot more country and show than my usual mix, but that’s shuffle for you. I can’t seem to find a way to show the list that’s actually in the shuffle; I don’t know what the next song will be until it starts, which isn’t great.

Macarthur Park

The radio on the way home tonight was doing hit songs of 1968. I don’t think I’ve ever heard Macarthur Park before.

WTF?

I mean, cake? In the rain? I can’t take it? WHAT?

Monday Movie Review: Inglorious Basterds

Inglorious Basterds (2009) 8/10
In World War II, the “Basterds,” led by Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt), fight a guerrilla war against the Nazis in occupied France. Meanwhile, in Paris, Shosanna Dreyfus (Mélanie Laurent) is the only surviving member of a family slaughtered by the “Jew Hunter” (Christoph Waltz). Fast forward and Shosanna, now living in Paris as a gentile, owns a movie theater that will host a major Nazi propoganda film. Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Inglorious Basterds is a movie so strange, so bold, so gross and yet so engrossing, that I hardly know how to rate it. It is disjointed and disorganized, and yet the running length of two and a half hours seems to fly by. It’s fun, it’s crazy, someone should fix it, and yet exactly as it is, it is indeed glorious, and it’s a perfect expression of Quentin Tarantino. In fact, after thinking about it for a couple of days, I began to feel that Inglorious Basterds is something like the symbolic blueprint to Tarantino’s psyche.

The movie takes place during World War II. The part you’ve seen in previews involves the “Basterds;” a guerrilla team of Americans in occupied France whose mission is to strike terror among the Nazis by killing, torturing, and scalping them. Brad Pitt plays a hillbilly who claims some Apache blood (hence the scalping), but the rest of his team is Jewish. In fact, they are almost all stereotypically Jewish-looking; dark haired with thick eyebrows, it looks like a set of caricatures drawn by anti-Semites, or like the casting call for a Woody Allen memoir. This is not insignificant. The only Basterds who aren’t Jewish looking are the Austrian who escaped the Nazis and went to America, then volunteered to fight his former captors, and a former Nazi who turned violently on his own.

The other, and by far dominant, part of the movie involves Shosanna and her theater. A Nazi soldier (Daniel Brühl) notices Shosanna, and both her beauty and love of film interest him. Zoller (Brühl) is a war hero, and the subject and star of a forthcoming Nazi propoganda film, directed by Joseph Goebbels. Zoller wants the film to premiere at Shosanna’s theater.

With a major film premiere in the offing that all the leaders of the Third Reich will attend, the British army, the Basterds, and Shosanna herself all begin to plot to destroy the theater and the party leaders inside it.

Most critics are quick to note that this is a movie about movies. (It’s clearly not a movie about World War II!) Movies have redemptive power in Inglorious Basterds, and the ability to change history. Movie people are uniformly the most important people in this film, and the most important people love movies. Every pivotal character who is not a Basterd is involved with the movies in some way: A critic, an actress, an actor, a theater owner, and a projectionist are all vital to the goings on, and almost no one is simply an ordinary soldier or officer. Even Goebbels is primarily seen as a film director. A theater, and film itself, serve as the most important weapons.

Some critics argue that this “movie about movies” is Tarantino writing about himself. I’d say it’s the conscious and public side of him. This is Tarantino, for whom life is movies, and here we see that an encyclopedic knowledge of movies (such as Tarantino has) is quite literally a matter of life and death.

The Basterds themselves, though, are something like a map of Tarantino’s subconscious.

Picture it: A kid, maybe eleven years old, wants to make a movie about World War II. He’d talk to himself kind of like this: “What would be cool is if Jews killed the Nazis. But they should kill and torture them. I know! They should scalp Nazis. Yeah. Okay, so their leader is an Indian, who tells them to take Nazi scalps. And there’ll be lots of blood.” This is totally Tarantino as a kid, wanting to make cool, exciting movies that fulfill childish fantasies of right and wrong.

And make no mistake; Tarantino cares deeply about right and wrong. He is not abusing or assaulting the good guys, he treats women with a humanity that can only be described as feminist (while it shouldn’t be feminist to have female characters who aren’t raped, prostituted, or stripped, you and I know that by comparison with the rest of the movie industry, it is), and he cares about who is and who is not good.

Now obviously, if you’re a kid and you’ve decided that a hillbilly/Apache is going to lead a band of Jews to fight Nazis, you’re going to imagine yourself as the Apache. And give him a cool scar. If you wonder what a bonafide movie star is doing hamming it up and having a grand ol’ time within a cast of relative unknowns, I think that’s the answer. The “star” is Tarantino himself. Not the Tarantino the world knows, who can easily be seen as a movie theater owner, or a soldier/film critic (Michael Fassbender), but the subconscious/fantasy Tarantino.

I don’t think the movie makes any sense at all if you can’t see that fantasy component. As it is, I think it kind of goes off the rails at the end, although by closing with the line, “This may very well be my masterpiece,” Tarantino assures the audience that he really doesn’t care what you think, he’s never had so much fun.

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