It’s yesterday once more

Last night I was at a volunteer meeting and I ran into a woman, a former student, whom I had not seen in seventeen years. We didn’t recognize each other at first. Seventeen years!

A few weeks ago, an ex-boyfriend from nine years ago ran into me on the Internet and used the opportunity to write a lovely apology to me for the way he had treated me. Which was badly, by the way.

Everything is a circle. Nothing in my life gives evidence of a linear universe; everything turns around and comes back again, sooner or later. And that is a great comfort to me. Weird, but a great comfort.

My second day at the new job

…which is not today. Today is like, Day Six. But anyway.

I arrive promptly at 9 a.m., because, y’know, new job. And no one is there. So I loiter outside the office for about 10 minutes until Kevin arrives and unlocks. Unfortunately, the woman who I share an office with is not yet in, so even though I am now inside the office, I am locked out of my office. While loitering in the hall, Kevin and I have a productive conversation/meeting. But still.

The office manager comes in at 10 every day. When she arrives, she tells us my office mate is sick with flu-like symptoms. Oy vey. She also gives me a set of keys.

Lunchtime rolls around and I have brought a lunch, so I prepare it and put it in the microwave and…the microwave is broken.

So I decide to explore the neighborhood and find someplace to buy lunch. Which is when I get in my car and discover the battery is dead.

Because the car is 4 years old and has the original battery, I am concerned that this may be an actual deceased battery, rather than just needing a jump, so I call a tow guy and they tell me one hour. So I buy a sandwich from the guy in the building and go back to my desk, and phone the tow people after an hour and fifteen to find out where they are. Twenty minutes, they tell me.

An hour and a half later, they arrive. By the time my motor is actually running, it’s four o’clock, and the guy advises me to keep the engine running and to bring it in somewhere to have the battery tested. So I phone upstairs to tell them I’m leaving and drive straight to Sears.

The guy who is testing my battery tells me that my tires look bald. Then the woman with the paperwork tells me my tires look bald. Then the service guy across the room shouts at the woman to check my tires because they look bald.

A new battery and four new tires later, I drive away.

Fortunately, subsequent days have been somewhat less eventful. But the microwave is still broken.

Actor mix-up: All solved!

Well done.

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Tuesday trivia: Actor mix-up redux

1. A transvestite and Rachel’s mom in a tear-jerker.
Solved by Melville (comment #3).

2. A joker and a hallucinating teen fall in love.
Solved by Tom Hilton (comment #1).

3. Disabled by birth plus mute by choice equals adversaries.
Solved by Melville (comment #8).

4. She knows Sinatra. His father is Gary Cooper. They’re not made for each other.
Solved by Melville (comment #4).

5. A member of the Foreign Legion and a flirtatious heiress on their wedding day.
Solved by Hazel (comments #5 & 6).

6. A gang tale of an exceptionally long-lived king and the friend of an exceptionally hairy king.
Solved by Christina (comment #2).

7. Cosmetics CEO on a road trip with supervillain.
Solved by Ben (comment #10).

Monday Movie Review: Son of Rambow

Son of Rambow (2007) 8/10
In 1982, two boys become friends. Will Proudfoot (Bill Milner) is deeply imaginative, lonely, and forbidden to watch TV by his strict religious family. Lee Carter (Will Poulter) is a troublemaker, frequently punished in school. With Lee’s movie camera and Will’s script, they set out to make “Son of Rambow” in order to win a young filmmakers contest.

There should be room for little movies. Son of Rambow will not change your life, or the world, or filmmaking. It is not, by and large, extraordinary. It is the very definition of a “small” movie. Its budget appears low, its stars are unknown, and its concerns are the delicate moments in young lives. It’s almost hard to figure out how to review it. It’s just this lovely little movie, so what is one to say?

It’s 1982. Will’s father is dead. He carries a journal with him everywhere; richly illustrated, it is an adventure tale with monsters and heroes and a father being rescued. He has never seen television or a movie, but he is busily creating them in his journal. He is incredibly sheltered and innocent, but his geekiness is not overdone. It’s enough to know that he’s absorbed in his own book. There are no scenes of him being teased or ostracized, but it’s pretty clear that he has no crowd, no friends, no life outside his inner creation. When Will visits Lee’s home for the first time, he sees his first movie: First Blood (the first Rambo movie, which Lee is making pirate copies of), and he’s stunned. He’s simply floored; adventure, heroics, explosions—it’s his fantasies come to life. He begins to rewrite his adventure tale to make his imprisoned father “Rambow,” and give himself Rambo’s abilities.

Meanwhile, a busload of French exchange students have arrived at Will and Lee’s conservative English school, and one student, Didier (Jules Sitruk) makes a huge splash by introducing his New Wave style and disaffected sensibility.

What happens is uncomplicated, comical, and engaging. The characters are not exactly profound or complex, but they are uniquely themselves. Will is no stereotypical geek, Lee is not a clichéd “bad boy,” and Didier is unlike anything or anyone. Most of the fun is in the making of Son of Rambow; the insanely clever setup of stunts and effects is fun to watch, and also a bit of meta-commentary on making a low-budget film. As things get more complicated, they get less fun, which is what we might expect an indie filmmaker to say. But the movie retains its fundamental innocence, unencumbered by commentary on filmmaking or anything else.

Happy Beltane

Hooray hooray
The first of May
Outdoor “loving”
Begins today.

Or not, in this weather.

First day on the new job

Looked up ergonomic chairs, found a reasonably-priced one, gave the info to the office manager. Also found nice wrist braces for mouse/keyboard use and gave that info to her.

Got set up on the server, got set up on Skype, got set up on email.

Researched free HTML editors but may or may not download, because I’m not sure I’ll need them, but if I do I know what to do about it.

Read the company’s website and was sort of horrified, hence the potential need for an HTML editor.

Filled out whole megatons of paperwork.

That’s mostly it, except I thought of a word. The word may be the most important thing I did all day. Okay, the payroll paperwork? Very important. But sometimes a word is a concept, a concept is a marketing plan, and all documents can flow from that plan. I think I thought of a very good word.

Went home, watched You’ve Got Mail, cried like a baby, thought some more about my word and other words, went to sleep.

Trivia solved!

Fast, too.
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Tuesday Trivia

1. Misfit and bird man underwater.
Solved by George (comment #5).

2. Pregnant woman goes to the movies, meets dummy.
Solved by George (comment #1).

3. Little big reporter and clown editor.
TIE: Solved by Melville (comment #6) and Ken (comment #7).

4. Southern gentleman robbed by expatriate saloon keeper.
Solved by Ken (comment #8).

5. Dog trainer and nun go on road trip.
Solved by George (comment #2).

6. Boxing great kidnaps professor.
Solved by George (comment #4).

7. Silent film star puts on a show in the barn of a Kansas farm girl.
Solved by Melville (comment #9).

Monday Movie Review: Cadillac Records

Cadillac Records (2008) 8/10
Leonard Chess (Adrien Brody) meets Muddy Waters (Jeffrey Wright) and forms Chess Records.

The movie opens in a field. It looks like it may be one of those idyllic Kansas wheat field kind of things, and then you see it’s sharecroppers, breaking their backs and singing. The scene is definitely not idyllic, but the music is beautiful.

The movie opens in another field. Again you wonder: Kansas? Something beautiful? This time it’s a junkyard, where Leonard Chess is making love with his girlfriend. Soon her father will show up and express his disapproval.

These opening sequences embody everything that’s right and wrong about Cadillac Records. On the right side, of course, is the music, which just gets better and better and better with each scene. The music plus the earthy quality, a grittiness, make this a very watchable movie. You feel present in every moment, and as we move to Chicago and the mixed bag of success in the blues and early rock and roll, that immediacy and grit carry you through.

Also right is the terrific cast. Jeffrey Wright, from sharecropper to blues god, is magnificent, mumbling and preening and living deeply inside his music. Adrien Brody is one of my favorite young actors, and here he’s doing not just his usual great work, but also working his voice into a hustling Chicago immigrant, without mucking around with an accent. He’s sure and good-hearted and also kind of a prick. There’s an extensive supporting cast. Beyoncé as Etta James is surprisingly good; her work in Dreamgirls didn’t indicate to me that she could do this kind of physical role. Eamon Walker, unknown to me, blew my mind in a small role as Howlin’ Wolf.

The movie has been criticized for being too shallow, touching lightly on too many little bits of this moment in history without ever landing. And again, back to the two fields: We fly over a lot of spots, and it is kind of shallow. But it’s also a musical, not just because it’s a movie where a lot of people sing, but because its story is told through the music. These are people whose lived experience resides inside performance. Muddy Waters is the guy with the guitar, Howlin’ Wolf is that big voice. While a deeper story can certainly be told, a rich, textured, deeply musical overview is not at all unwelcome.

Okay, sure, it’s a little all over the place. There’s no clear main character, and the women (as usual) are a little invisible (Etta James isn’t introduced until fairly late). Chess’s wife is barely a presence at all, and while Gabrielle Union does the best she can as Muddy’s wife, Geneva, she’s nothing that can’t be summed up by “Muddy’s wife, Geneva.” Chess himself remains a cipher.

But then I’m back to that great cast. Brody pumps life force into a slight bit of scripting and makes the character seem rich, just as almost every actor in this fine ensemble does.