No drama

As many of you know, I do the Internet dating thing. And often, I’ll see an ad that says “no drama.”

Here’s what I think it means: Don’t have a life, don’t have friends or family, certainly don’t have friends or family with problems that might require your attention or cause you stress or pain. Don’t have stress or pain and if you do, don’t need to talk about it. Don’t change, and if you change, don’t let it be difficult or complicated. Don’t have complications.

Instead, have fun, laugh, have sex, and simulate a relationship on the epidermal layer.

Guess who got a job?

So, this is great news for me, and also kind of an interesting moment for introspection.

At my last job, where I was for five years, I was experiencing a lot of boredom and restlessness. The work seemed flat. In part, this was because the work was flat; I was thwarted in my every effort to grow my job. Team leaders were happy with the way I expanded my value to them, then upper management swooped in and said, hold it sister, go back and sit in your corner.

At the same time, the flatness was spilling into my personal life. For the first time in many, many years, I paid some bills late because I just couldn’t be bothered opening them. My household chores, bill-paying to floor-washing, were puddling around my ankles, undone.

Since I was laid off a month ago, I’ve been much more interested in work. And not in a grass-is-greener way; I’ve been excited about the things I can write, and I’ve gotten a lot more personal writing done (although, mea culpa, not on this blog). I’ve been very energized and task-focused, so that things like updating my resume and following up on leads have been fun to accomplish. I feel like I’ve snapped that feeling of ennui, like I’ve had a profound wake-up call.

Yet there is still a kind of ankle puddle in the house. Damn that floor!

So the question is, after a month at home, how much of this transition has been transformational, and how much will the new job be performed by the same old Deborah?

I really don’t know.

Character Trivia Solutions

The going was slow and required hints but y’all rallied in the end.

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Tuesday Trivia: Character Names

This one’s a total gimme if you use IMDb, so don’t cheat. These are different roles played by the same actor: Name the actor.

1. Mary Ann Lomax, Candy Kendall, Adele Invergordon
Hint: Aileen Wuornos
Solved by Evn (comment #11).

2. Josiah J. Newman, Joe Bradley, Jimmy Ringo
Solved by Melville (comment #1).

3. Schatze Page, Ma Ginger, Marie ‘Slim’ Browning
Solved by Melville (comment #1).

4. Buck Barrow, Harry Moseby, Little Bill Daggett
Solved by Melville (comment #1).

5. Fiona Anderson, Constance Miller, Emma du Maurier
Solved by Hazel (comment #7).

6. Basher Tarr, Paul Rusesabagina, Montel Gordon
Solved by Ben (comment #2).

7. Moira Davidson, Maria Vargas, Maxine Faulk
Hint: Lady Brett Ashley
Solved by Melville (comment #13).

Monday Movie Review: Wanted

Wanted (2008) 7/10
An ancient weaver’s guild discovers the mystery of becoming super-powered assassins. Wesley (James MacAvoy), a stifled and anxious white collar drone, discovers his father was a member of this cult, and that he has their powers.

For what it is, Wanted is very enjoyable. It turns out it’s damn hard to make brainless, entertaining, comic book fare. Most of it is drivel that makes me believe that I don’t really like senseless action/adventure. Which is annoying, because I know that I do like it, but what I generally see on screen isn’t senseless and entertaining, it’s dumb and unacceptable.

The suspension of disbelief is a delicate balance. It’s a bargain between the filmmakers and the audience. Sitting in our seats, or home on the sofa, we want to believe, we just want the film to meet us halfway. We want the movies to care whether or not we’re still with them, and to act like it’s at least possible we might not be.

There’s lots of ways to do it badly, and lots of ways to do it well. Wanted does it well by saying, “We’re doing the impossible here. See this? Impossible. We have a thinly plausible explanation that we’re breezing by quickly. Wave bye-bye to the explanation and lets get a move on.” You know what? It works.

James MacAvoy is one of those actors who everyone assures me I love. I don’t. He’s okay and all, but when I see him, I don’t run to the IMDb to find out what else he’s been in. Angelina Jolie, on the other hand, is amazing. She’s so beautiful you can almost forget she’s talented, and so talented you can almost forget she’s beautiful. As an assassin who takes Wesley under her wing, she’s perfect; self-contained and self-assured, amused, grounded, and relaxed, she makes it seem as if her part has some depth (it doesn’t).

The movie isn’t winning any feminist points. Jolie is a Smurfette; there are no other female assassins. And, being the lone female, she hits all the cliché notes, including the daddy issues. Nonetheless, her presence is much appreciated.

On the other hand, I think I’m over Morgan Freeman. He’s a great actor and I love him, but his roles are now almost entirely imitations or paradies of his previous roles. Yawn.

Wesley’s disaffection with his lifestyle struck me as a cut-and-paste from Office Space (including the red stapler) and Fight Club. You say “homage,” I say “write your own damn movie.”

Despite its flaws, my verdict is that Wanted is wildly fun, just a crazy drive down twisty streets. The climax is too gorey, and the implausibility could add up if you let it, but you don’t have to let it, because it’s a movie that reaches out and invites you to play along.

Holy cow

I haven’t posted in days. I keep thinking of great posts, things I want to mull over, and then when I get to the computer, I’ve forgotten about them, or I have work to do and no time to mull.

Mulling: A dying art. At least in my house.

Tuesday Trivia Round-robin

I’m in and out today, so I can’t watch over the trivia. You all play. I’ll start:

“I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.”

Amazon responds

Here’s the whole thing, from Amazon spokesperson Drew Herdener:

This is an embarrassing and ham-fisted cataloging error for a company that prides itself on offering complete selection.

It has been misreported that the issue was limited to Gay & Lesbian themed titles – in fact, it impacted 57,310 books in a number of broad categories such as Health, Mind & Body, Reproductive & Sexual Medicine, and Erotica. This problem impacted books not just in the United States but globally. It affected not just sales rank but also had the effect of removing the books from Amazon’s main product search.

Many books have now been fixed and we’re in the process of fixing the remainder as quickly as possible, and we intend to implement new measures to make this kind of accident less likely to occur in the future.

Bear with me

I had an 11am interview that lasted 3 hours. I am kind of punchy. Movie reviews seem distant and far away.

Please help: Amazon’s crazy new policy

This has been all over the Internet in the past 24 hours. Amazon has “de-listed” hundreds of gay and lesbian books from it’s sales ranks.

Please sign this petition protesting this decision.