We leave for college in about an hour.
Light candles!
Oh, and trivia hints are up.
We leave for college in about an hour.
Light candles!
Oh, and trivia hints are up.
1. A famous gunman taking a bath out in the middle of a field. Another man proud he was able to surprise him.
Solved by Barbs (comment #10).
2. Even in her fantasties of a holiday with the man she wishes loved her, he is unsmiling and grim.
Solved by George (comment #2).
3. She and her husband cross-country ski together, but when alone, she gets lost.
Solved by George (comment #1).
4. Alone in a park, a girl acts out readings from a favorite book. This will be important later.
Solved by Tina (comment #3).
5. He meets the murder victim while she is picking out a hat.
HINT: The movie is primarily about a murder trial.
Solved by Melville (comment #11).
6. He’s such a clumsy thief that she spots him easily in the train station, laughs at him, and ends up sleeping with him.
HINT: A lesser-known 1970s movie with a notable cast.
7. She doesn’t like him to look at her body, but she holds open her robe for him for just a few seconds.
HINT: A romance adapted from the stage.
Solved by maurinsky (comment #12).
I haven’t seen a movie in more than two weeks, what with the Olympics, the Arthur, the life in general. I feel like I’m in limbo. So to tide you over, here’s a repeat of one of my earliest reviews on this blog, of one of my favorite movies:
Murderball (2005) 9/10
Quad rugby (“murderball”) players are followed from the World Championships in 2002 to the Paralympics Games of 2004. Quad rugby, or wheelchair rugby, is played by quadriplegics in specially-adapted and reinforced chairs. (Documentary)
In the movies, people in wheelchairs are a finite number of things. They are tragic, uplifting, inspiring, angry, brave, hopeful, or heartwarming. In Murderball, they’re guys. (Women in wheelchairs are seen only peripherally in the film.) Specifically, they’re guys on a sports team. In fact, if you want to generalize, they’re more typical of what you may think about athletes than of what you may think about the disabled. They’re interested in playing hard, proving themselves, partying, and picking up girls. They pull pranks, they roughhouse, they boast. They’re guys.
In a way, I realized, this is an obvious and overlooked aspect of quadriplegia. Many such injuries are acquired in typically macho ways: Extreme sports, bar fights, pranks gone wrong, drunk driving, war. We see the way that the injured have to rebuild their self-image, and nothing makes more sense than that they rebuild the macho part as well.
The basic story follows two men. Mark Zupan is one of the stars of the U.S. quad rugby team. One day he was out partying and fell asleep, drunk, in the back of his friend’s pickup truck. Later his friend, driving drunk, and with no idea Mark was in the back, crashed the truck. Zupan was thrown sixty feet and hung onto a tree in a canal for thirteen hours until someone heard his cries for help. We meet his girlfriend, we attend his high school reunion, and ultimately, we meet the driver of the pickup truck.
Joe Soares had childhood polio. He was a star of the U.S. team for years. When he was cut from the team (a coach says simply that age slowed him down) he sued, unsuccessfully, to get back on. Now he coaches the Canadian team and the rivalry between his former and current teams runs deep. We meet Joe’s wife and his son. The younger Soares is interested in music and academics, not sports, which creates tension between the two.
We also meet a recently injured man, Keith, who is first learning to face his injury. We follow him from the early days of rehab, through a meeting with Zupan at a presentation on quad rugby, where Keith is excited by the freedom and strength he feels in the rugby chair.
Murderball is a masterful film. The editing seamlessly carries you through a huge range of facets of the lives of these men. Just writing this up made me realize how very much I’d seen. We are educated about spinal cord injury, we traverse family relationships, sexuality, competition, guilt, friendship, family, remorse, anger, and play. The competitions are exciting, there’s humor, there’s even heartwarming stuff. We are allowed to draw conclusions without being pushed.
The meeting with Keith brought up the eternal question about documentaries; who are the documentarians, and what are they doing? Clearly, the filmmakers arranged for Zupan to make a presentation where Keith would be present, but how did they pick Keith in particular? How did they decide he would ultimately be excited about quad rugby? Did they follow several recently injured people in the hopes that one of them would be? These are the sort of questions I wish documentaries in general would answer.
“Thanks for dinner, it was nice. Sorry about my mother’s flatulence.”
“Mowing Ahead” is, if anything, weirder than “Men Working in Trees.”
But the grass looks nice & trim.
Just for laughs, I updated my Events Calendar. I mean finally. As you can see, I have some travel coming up. Fun!
That was quick. Good job, folks. This particular selection of seven quotes delights me no end. Some of them cracked me up as I typed them, and crack me up again as I typed the solutions, and some really move me…Good decade for movies, I think.
This is kind of depressing. It’s like, next week, I have to have an actual idea.
1. If you are fighting, stop fighting. If you are marching, stop marching. Come back to me. Come back to me is my request.
Solved by Barbs (comment #7).
2. I feel like if someone were to touch me, I’d dissolve into molecules.
Solved by George (comment #5).
3. What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Solved by Tom Hilton (comment #1).
4. When you decide to be something, you can be it. That’s what they don’t tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?
Solved by Tom Hilton (comment #2).
5. Woman: There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called?
Marriage Counselor: Marriage.
Solved by Evn (comment #4).
6. No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.
Solved by Evn (comment #4).
7. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?
Solved by Tom Hilton (comment #3).
Olympics!
Michael Phelps won eight gold medals. Holy shit. Some of those races were like dreams of what races should be. Holy shit.
Because let’s not forget American swimming: Natalie Coughlin is so cute I want to take her home and buy her pretty things. And Rebecca Soni is a Jersey Girl! Yay Jersey! ‘I’m from Plainsboro, New Jersey, and I didn’t bring a date, but I won a gold medal.’ Yay! And Dara Torres!
Guo Jingjing is the best diver I’ve ever seen. She’s like a picture of diving that got all the imperfections airbrushed out.
Usain Bolt. Holy lightning, Batman!
I haven’t even mentioned the gymnastics.
But you know what? Women’s super-heavyweight weightlifting. Fuckin’ A.
So, I haven’t actually watched a movie.
Michael fucking Phelps, man.