Oscar Nominations are here

Well, there may not be an Oscars ceremony, but the nominations are in. And my score sucks.

Best Picture: I’ve seen NONE! None I say! (Atonement, Juno, Michael Clayton, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood). I really do want to see all of them.

Best Actor: I’ve seen two (Viggo in Eastern Promises, Depp in Sweeney Todd) and I intend to see one or two more (not Valley of Elah, thanks).

Best Actress: I’ve seen one (Julie Christie, Away From Her). I intend to see two more.

I could go on but it remains about that pathetic.

Blog for Choice: What Do We Choose?

Blog for Choice Day

Here’s a thing about “Blog for Choice:” It’s really important to ask what the choice is. What is being chosen?

I’m finally coming to terms with the notion that I’m aging. Like, getting older. Like, I had to see my gynecologist about perimenopause, because I was having some difficulties. The doctor ended up prescribing the Pill. And I said to him, “You know, I’m not going to be getting any of the ancillary benefits out of this thing. I’m not fertile.”

And he said, “There are so many benefits to the Pill, if it wasn’t birth control, everyone would take it.” (He probably didn’t mean everyone. He probably didn’t mean men. Or children. Or, I dunno, pregnant women.)

I’ve been thinking about that a lot, and then Blog for Choice day came around, and it all tied together.

Why does the Pill being birth control prevent it from being used more widely for other things? Okay, in some cases, it’s because someone is trying to get pregnant, but I’m sure that’s not what my doctor meant. It seems to me that it’s because there’s a stigma on birth control.

You would think that anti-abortion activists would be interested in doing the one thing that is statistically proven to reduce the number of abortions: Prevent unwanted pregnancy. And in doing the one thing that prevents unwanted pregnancy: Provide access to birth control and accurate information about preventing pregnancy. But in fact, anti-abortion activists repeatedly oppose these things. They spread misinformation about birth control, claim that Plan B is an abortifacient rather than birth control, promote abstinence-only education which has been repeatedly proven to be a failure, refuse to fill prescriptions for birth control and in other ways prevent access to it…in fact, go out of their way to promote unwanted pregnancies, thereby ensuring the demand for abortion cannot decrease.

This is because these activists are not anti-abortion. They are anti-choice. And the choice they are against is sex. Specifically, women choosing to be sexual. They are anti-female-sexual-choice.

I don’t think the anti-choice movement can ever show its hand in a more horrifying way than in its opposition to the HPV vaccine. Folks, they’re against preventing cancer. Think of that the next time you hear the phrase “pro-life.” Because, you know, the only way to get HPV is to have sex, and we musn’t prevent people from dying of sex!

Anti-choice-to-have-sex. Anti-female-choice-to-have-sex.

Slut shaming. Abstinence-only “education.” Lying about Plan B. Anti-abortion propaganda. It all ties together. It’s all about preventing women from choosing sex.

The Pill can help regulate perimenopausal changes. It can help with menorrhagia and dysfunctional uterine bleeding. It can help clear up adolescent acne. But access to the Pill for these things is problematic because the pill allows women to choose sex.

Beware the word “consequences” in this context. They want to say that the pill allows “sex without consequences,” but what they mean is “sex without punishment.” They want abortion to be inaccessible and HPV vaccines to be off the table, because unwanted pregnancy and cancer are just desserts for sluts who choose to get laid.

It’s so important to remember this. It’s so important to remember that only pro-choice candidates are actually interested in doing things that prevent abortion: Provide real access to preventing unwanted pregnancy through education and birth control.

Monday Movie Review: Eastern Promises

Eastern Promises (2007) 10/10
Anna (Naomi Watts) is a midwife at a London hospital. Nikolai (Viggo Mortensen), is a driver working for the Russian mafia. When a Russian girl dies giving birth, and leaves a diary behind, their paths cross. Directed by David Cronenberg.

Late fall and early winter are when I catch up on the most acclaimed movies of the year. I still have to review Sweeney Todd (which I saw Christmas day) and I’m trying to get past the waiting list on Netflix for Zodiac and Ratatouille. Meanwhile, buzz is big for Viggo for Best Actor, so here we are.

I’m not an expert on Cronenberg. I know he’s considered all auteur up the whazoo, but it seems this is only the third of his films I’ve seen. So I can’t speak to any Cronenberg thematic elements in this review. Nonetheless, it’s easy to see that Eastern Promises is exquisitely constructed; it works as a straight-ahead gangster thriller, while at the same time exploring interesting themes. The plot twists and turns intelligently; it’s not a movie that’s twisty for the sake of twists, but you can’t easily predict what will happen next.

The acting is solid. Armin Mueller-Stahl as the gang boss, and Vincent Cassel as his spoiled and drunken son are chilling, while Viggo is just stunning. Really, it’s an amazing performance, richly embodied. Every gesture, every facial expression, every nuance of posture, is part of a whole. Apparently, upon getting the role, he simply took off for the Urals on his own, meeting and befriending unsavory types and learning what the character was all about. Naomi Watts has comparatively less to do; the script contrasts her ordinary, above-ground life with the violence and mystery of the underworld, and so Watts is…ordinary. But for that, she is solid and believable, and never cliché.

The film’s title speaks to its theme. Promises, obligations, oaths, and honor permeate Eastern Promises. The gangsters live by a code, vor v zakone (thieves in law), which cannot be broken. The moral obligations of family; father to son, brother to brother, and Anna’s commitment to protect her patient, all come into play. Tension builds as honor and oath come into conflict, as the diary reveals secrets dishonorable to keep.

Viggo’s Nikolai is so interesting in this respect. He is quietly terrifying, and yet in a dozen small ways, reveals himself to be an honorable man. Living by the thieve’s code, violent, cold as ice, he has molded himself into a man of principle, and his principles are being tested by Anna’s interference. What will happen remains, moment-by-moment, a mystery, there is little obvious here, but it all works.

I saw Eastern Promises last night, and woke up thinking about it. I am haunted by these characters and this script and am ready to see the film again.

I totally forgot today was Friday

I usually do the catblogging Thursday night so it’ll show up here Friday morning. I forgot. Sorry. It’s been kind of a week.

I am a dream interpreter’s wet dream

So I find that my basement is full of cats, and my ex-husband comes over to help, only when I look down the basement stairs (a) the stairs are gone, and (b) the basement is now full of snakes. Many of which have apparently recently eaten; you can see animal shapes inside them. Only if you close the door and open it again, it’s cats and stairs.

And I freaked out. In the dream, and then again upon waking.

Solutions to Tuesday Trivia

Y’all needed one hint this week, but you knocked them down with professionalism.

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Hint added!

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Polish!

For the second time, foreign rights to one of my books have been sold. The Elements of Ritual will be published in Poland. In Polish.

Sooo cool.

Tuesday Trivia with easy hidden theme

Roberta solved the theme (comment #7).

1. A dying man leaves a laboring woman a note saying “Start Fresh.”
Solved by treecat (comment #16).

2. “The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.”
Solved by Steve H. (comment #6).

3. “Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny.”
Solved by Evn (comment #14).

4. In this second part of a trilogy, one of the actresses died during filming, and was replaced in her role for part three.
Solved by Melville (comment #1).

5. A one-legged veteran struggles to prevent his house from being burned down.
Hint: The actor playing the one-legged veteran is the star of another movie referenced in this quiz.
Solved by Melville (comment #24).

6. “Everyone promises you happily ever after… but life turns into a different kind of fairy tale.”
Solved by Steve H. (comment #19).

7. The story of a model by a female director who has also done the story of a serial killer.
Solved by Melville (comment #5).

No, you really CAN’T tell them apart

I’m doing this because I’ve gone nuts. Or because all that political blogging last week demanded something frivilous.

Anyway, half the images in the collage are Jennifer Morrison of the show House. The other half are Keri Russell from the movie Waitress.

Unless…has anyone ever seen them together?

Keri Morrison