Tuesday Trivia: All Westerns

1. With a place name as a title, this Western has two male stars who have both played heroes in major film franchises.
Half credit to Melville (comment #9)
HINT: This is a 2006 movie, and one of the franchises is James Bond.
Not actually solved by George (comment #17).
Ultimately solved by George (comment #19).

2. One of the stars of this multi-generational Western was best known for musicals, and even though the movie isn’t a musical, she does manage to squeeze a song and dance routine in.
Solved by witless chum (comment #11).

3. The hero refuses to be publically hazed by riding “Old Thunder,” but then rides him privately.
Solved by Melville (comment #9).

4. Man 1: “What did you say your name was again?”
Man 2: “I didn’t.”
Man 1: “No. I guess you didn’t at that, did you?”
Solved by Melville (comment #9).

5. A woman gives birth on a journey to her husband, aided by an alcoholic doctor and a whore.
Solved by George (comment #3).

6. Man 1: “You call that a name?”
Man 2: “Care to try and change it?”
HINT: The name in question is the title of the film, but the real star is the woman he loves.
Solved by George (comment #16).
7. This “dark Western” features Rock Hudson as an Indian.
Solved by George (comment #3).

Monday Movie Review: Once Upon a Time in the West

Once Upon a Time in the West (1969) 10/10
Jill McBain (Claudia Cardinale) comes to join her new husband on his farm. But when she arrives he and his three children are dead. Three gunmen are converging on the farm: Frank (Henry Fonda) killed the McBain family. Cheyenne (Jason Robards) is a wanted killer who behaves gently towards Jill, and “Harmonica” (Charles Bronson) is a sharpshooter with mysterious motives. Directed by Sergio Leone.

I like watching highly-regarded movies, and I like Westerns. So there was no way I could skip this one. But at first I had a certain amount of misgiving. I expected, I guess, misogyny; abuse of the one woman on-screen. Instead, I found that Once Upon a Time in the West is actually very much a woman’s movie, at least one told from the woman’s point of view, which can be said of very few Westerns indeed.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say the film is feminist—not even close. Co-writer Bernardo Bertolucci has said that Leone didn’t want this viewpoint, and then wanted to sex it up. As it is, Jill is a former whore (of course), and at the end, her viewpoint is skewed, although until then, I found her remarkably human and affecting in ways that Western women don’t often get to be.

So what’s the movie like? Well, it’s a masterpiece. It’s complex and subtle. Leone is lavish in allowing his actors to simply be, long, long closeups of Jill’s sorrowful eyes, of Harmonica’s icy-cold ones, slow establishing shots that linger on detail, while exposition takes place off-camera. I didn’t catch everything that was happening, but I’m okay with that. The plot construction was thoughtful, and if I didn’t keep up, well, that’s what thinking it over the next day is for.

Henry Fonda: Villain. I’m guessing that’s what people talked about in 1969, and it’s worthy of discussion. He’s amazing and terrifying. All the actors are great, but Fonda is the most surprising, in a role no one else would give him. Jason Robards is touching, and Gabriele Ferzetti (a Bond fanatic favorite) is fascinating.

The movie is sweeping in its themes; it’s about greed, revenge, loss, and finding a way to live in a hard world. The four leads move in different directions, each seeking something only peripherally connected to the others, but all drawn together. You can see that some characters are bad, but it’s hard to say who’s good. This West is a morally ambiguous place, not because people are amoral (although some are) but because “every (wo)man for him(her)self” is constant and crucial. There’s also a certain subtle mockery of the “code of the West” going on; a certain heightened ridiculousness to the long slow build up towards shoot-outs. Not that it’s camp, or satire, but rather that it’s seen for being kind of crazy, which it is. Over-amped. The idea, then, of trying to find a way to be decent, of finding some sort of peacefulness, however compromised, seems all the more worthwhile, and some of our characters seem like they might find just that.

The action is outstanding. There’s a fight on a moving train that is flat out thrilling, and a showdown in town that is purely classic.

Once Upon a Time in the West is a movie I’d very much like to see on the big screen, with a big bucket of popcorn and some hardcore movie buffs as company. It’s a movie that needs to be lingered over.

Free Spirit Gathering

On Tuesday, the 12th, I’m off to Free Spirit Gathering. FSG is one of my favorite events; it’s close to home, the campground is lovely, I know lots and lots of wonderful people there, and they have cabins so I don’t have to pitch a tent.

I’ll be teaching two or three classes, facilitating a workshop, and leading a ritual. So it’ll be busy for me but I’m psyched.

Tom, as usual, will be minding the store (and just remember, Tom, you break it, you bought it) and I’ll also be leaving some posts for while I’m away.

Sunday Meditation: Meditation Room #3

Meditation Room #1
Meditation Room #2

This is the next part of working with your meditation room. Remember that you can meditate in this place whenever you like.

Ground and center.

Return to your outdoor place, and take a moment to enjoy the serenity and beauty you find there. Notice that you feel renewed just being there.

When you’re ready, go to your cottage. It is familiar and lovely. As you reach the door, you find the key in your pocket, and let yourself in.

The room is perfect, everything is exactly as it should be. You feel at peace, protected, and energized, happy to be a part of this wonderful and safe place.

On the table you see a very large book. Walk to it and look at it. On the cover, you see the word “Memories.”

Open to an early page and see a picture from your childhood. It is a happy picture and a playful moment. It is a time you felt good. Look at that picture and allow the feeling, and the moment, to replay itself before you. You feel completely safe and at peace while doing this.

Skip a couple of pages and find a later picture. It is of someone you love. Enjoy the feeling of remembering this person from long ago.

This Memories book is a part of your cottage. When you wish to remember something, you can use this book. When you wish to explore the past, whether for happy memories or to do more difficult inner work, this is a safe place to do so. When you don’t want to deal with memories, the book can remain in the closet.

After you’re done with the book, enjoy your time in the cottage. Sit in the wonderful comfortable chair. Drink in the beauty of it. If you prefer, you can lock the door behind you and spend the remainder of your meditation out of doors.

When your meditation is complete you feel happy and at peace.

Friday Catblogging: My Own LOLCats

(For those of you unfamiliar with lolcats, here’s their homeland.)

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Answers to Tuesday Trivia

Two movies I very much enjoyed went unsolved. Oh, well.

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World’s Greatest BLT

Here’s what I did:

Toast (really good toast, whole grain bread with crunchy nuts in it…good toast)
Bacon (turkey bacon, which I am not here saying to brag about my low-cholesterol goodness, because really, turkey bacon is an idea whose time has not yet come, but it was an experiment)
Fresh tomato (of course)
Sprouts instead of lettuce
And…

Wait for it…

Brie.

The brie melts a little if the bacon is hot.

It is to die.

Where’s the hints?

Here.

Why the patriarchy wants us to have periods

Probably you’ve already heard about the “controversial” new birth control pill that prevents menstruation.

I’ve been wondering what, exactly, has so unhinged the far right about this pill. Part of it, to be sure, is that they oppose any form of birth control, because they’re all about women being the last ones to control their own bodies. If they ever succeeded in banning birth control pills and EC, they’d go after diaphragms and vaginal foam. Which just proves how far out these wingers are (emphasis added):

As Mary Alice Carr from NARAL pointed out, 98 percent of American women will use contraception at some point in their lives.

But is that enough to explain it? Is anti-birth control fervor enough to explain the sudden wingnut embrace of the glory of vaginal bleeding? I think not.

Here’s what I think. Women’s periods are one of the few “safe” excuses men have available to explain why bitches is so crazy. They’re afraid that they will lose the ability to say “she’s on the rag” while twirling a finger next to their heads. How, in all seriousness, can you be really patronizing if you can’t say “It’s that time of the month, isn’t it honey?”

And while I know I’m coming off tongue-in-cheek here (I can’t help it, I’m just naturally funny), my point is real. Menstruation is scary and mysterious to the patriarchy, but a handy tool of separation. The “red tent” may at one time have been woman-positive, but it’s mostly been used to limit and oppress women. Nowadays, we in the West are allowed to go to work even when we bleed, but we still manage to get shamed in a thousand subtle and not-so-subtle ways for having this part of our physiological makeup. And they just don’t want to lose a shaming technique.

Tuesday Trivia: Post-Memorial Day

1. Colored string turns the recipe blue.
Solved by TehipiteTom (comment #1).

2. The cop interviews a victim’s parents in a barn full of turkeys.
HINT: Produced and directed by an Academy Award winning actor, this movie features lots of single-scene appearances by well-known actors.

3. Personal ads written as poems.
HINT: A crime thriller that features a well known character actor singing a bit of the song from which the movie derives its title.

4. “Faye is… well, now, Faye is special, isn’t she?”
Solved by maurinsky (comment #2).

5. “The idea was to kill myself, not feed the damn fish.”
Solved by Barbs (comment #6).

6. After her field hands quit because they haven’t been paid, she replaces them with a brand new tractor.
Solved by maurinsky (comment #4).

7. A man and his ex-wife play a game of popping a ball out of her person’s mouth, and then he catches it in his mouth (and vice versa).
Solved by Amy (comment #7).