All solved on the first day. Fab job!
Tuesday Trivia: Unusual Characters
Name the movie featuring each of the following characters:
1. Roller Girl
Solved by Evn (comment #1).
2. Professor Joe Butcher
Solved by MJ Ray (comment #12).
3. Nice Guy Eddie
Solved by Ken (comment #2).
4. Walker Jerome (“the Blouse Man”)
Solved by lunofajro (comment #4).
5. Carmen Sternwood
Solved by George (comment #3).
6. Cosmo Brown
Solved by Ken (comment #2).
7. Johnny Roastbeef
Solved by Melville (comment #10).
Turns out women ARE people
Today I heard another Jeopardy College Championship commercial. I wonder, did they plan a female version all along, or did someone notice how offensive it was?
This one was…
Typical College Student: “Guys, manicure, guys, cell phones, guys, new handbag.”
Jeopardy College Champtionship Contestant: “Guys, manicure, guys, cell phones, guys, Quadratic Equation.”
Monday Movie Review: From Russia With Love
From Russia With Love (1963) 10/10
In his second on-screen mission, James Bond (Sean Connery) believes he is helping a lovestruck Russian agent (Daniela Bianchi) defect. In fact, both sides are being manipulated by SPECTRE.
In The Ultimate James Bond Fan Book, I rate From Russia With Love as my #1 James Bond movie, and review it extensively. But this is different. I had the opportunity to see this wonderful movie on the big screen at the New York Film Forum.
What I knew when I decided to go was that (a) this is my favorite Bond film, (b) I’d never seen it on the big screen, and (c) it was playing on my birthday, so fab treat for me. What I realized when I sat down was that I hadn’t seen it at all in over a year, maybe two, and that it had been even longer since I’d sat down with it just for pleasure; not to take notes or double-check something in slo-mo (perils of being an author). It was the first time in years I’d seen it just as a movie, not as a Bond movie, in the context of the entire Bond franchise. So I felt very thrilled, sitting there in the tiny Film Forum theater, with a not-really-huge screen and an extraordinarily enthusiastic audience.
The audience is definitely part of the fun. It’s a combination of hardcore film fans and people who are just taking advantage of the wonderful variety offered by living in New York City. Few, though, appeared to be hardcore Bond fans (although I met up with fellow Bond fans “LeiterCIA” and “Cooper”). Arriving early and listening to the audience chatter, it was clear that many in the audience had never seen the film, or had seen it long ago, or had seen only bits and pieces on TV. So this was a fresh, unjaded audience, with fresh, genuine reactions. They laughed, gasped, and applauded.
What a magnificent film FRWL is! So easy to forget when you get thoroughly absorbed in the whole Bond “world,” how perfect, how stand-alone, the best ones are. FRWL is brilliantly constructed. There are some minor plot flaws to be sure, but it flows beautifully, so that a complex, intricate plot is clear and easy to follow. I was struck by the way in which every scene had a clear, readable establishing shot. You always know exactly where you are. That is so rare nowadays. The narrative clarity was excellent, and given that this is a story with a mysterious hidden villain, several henchmen with distinct and bizarre characters, Russian defections and fake defections, a “murder island,” a secret SPECTRE agent following a Bulgar killer who is following a Turkish spy who is protecting a British agent…well, without narrative clarity, you’re doomed.
The theatrical experience brings enormous pleasures. Things that are very subtle on TV—like Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenya) copping a feel of Tatiana Romanova (Bianchi) are very obvious at full size (the audience laughed when Klebb stroked Tanya’s knee). The beauty of the film is fully-realized. The North By Northwest homage sequence; Bond being chased over hills by a helicopter that is dropping grenades at him, is a masterpiece of dizzying camera work.
And the characters! FRWL is all about the characters, and somehow they’re even better when larger-than-life. Kronsteen, evil chessmaster, got big laughs from the audience, who loved his creepy, expressive face. Pedro Armandariz is always a crowd-pleaser, and how can you not love the expansive and delighted-by-life Kerim Bey?
From Russia With Love is a 10/10 movie. After seeing it on the big screen, it moved up to a better, bigger, shinier 10/10. If you ever get a chance to see vintage Bond on the big screen, Go-Go-Go!
Sunday Meditation: How Not to Meditate
Yesterday I decided to pray at my Kali altar. I was feeling stressed and I felt like praying. Most of the time, I pray at the altar in lieu of meditation. It has all of the calming effects of meditation, the prayer serves as a focal point, and it’s meaningful to me.
So anyway, I start by doing all the prep that I do. I clean the altar. Clean off the chair and put it in front of the altar. Put on the music. Light the candles. Light the incense. Get my rosary (mala).
With my mala in my hand, I am prepared to chant 108 times. After the third time, I hear
“Mom?”
I’m going to ignore this. I chant a fourth time.
“Mom?”
So. I won’t go into the whole story of what happened after that. It wasn’t pretty. I never did get back to my prayer. And the point is, to prepare to meditate, you really have to know that you can meditate. You really should inform the people you live with. You need quiet, and you need to be unencumbered. I forgot that.
Yay, I got flowers
Update: Nom nom nom
More evidence that women aren’t people
Current commercial for Jeopardy‘s College Championship tournament.
Paraphrasing…
Announcer: “Inside the mind of the average college student:”
Student: “Girls, girls, girls, pizza, girls.”
Announcer: “Inside the mind of a Jeopardy College Championship contestant:”
Student: “Nuclear fission, history of Europe, girls, girls, girls.”
Announcer: “College Championship contestants are just like any college student, only smarter.”
My question: College students are all male? Are, on average, male?
The picture of Alex Trebek with the contestants shows nine girls and seven boys. So I’m not faulting the show itself. But whoever does the advertising apparently thinks “students” equals “male students.”
One of the things that sexism is about is making the male the normative, the default, person. People=men. Women=other. It’s the Kanga syndrome. It’s always disheartening, always offensive, and pretty much always present.
The reflection in the painting
One thing you’ll hear about in meditation is the idea of unhooking your gaze. Look at the candle but don’t look. Look into the water without seeing it. That sort of thing. Not only is it a part of many meditation exercises , but it’s the crux of scrying—the divination art that includes crystal-gazing.
It can make you crazy if you don’t understand it. There’s a definite “What do you mean ‘look but don’t look’?” out there.
So I’m at work and I’m making a cup of coffee and I realize I really should check my hair but I don’t want to run to the ladies room because I’m making coffee. There’s a big framed painting hanging in the kitchen, so I use the reflection in the painting’s glass.
Now get this. I’m looking at the painting, but I’m not seeing the painting, I’m seeing me reflected in the painting’s glass.
The only difference in meditation and scrying is that you don’t know what you’re looking for in the reflection. But you do know you’re not looking at the painting.
Fun With Language: Internet Edition
Someone told me she was putting a website up on the Internet.
Where else would you put it?
Song Trivia Solutions
Nice job, folks.