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Computer goes wooga-wooga-bap

Yep.

Past couple of weeks, if there’s something in the USB port and you touch it, the computer sometimes just turns off. Like, bap. Off. With the darkness and the not-on-ness. From touching the USB port.

And okay, it’s been the holidays, and Arthur’s been sick, and I just haven’t had the time or energy or spare sanity to deal with this shit.

Last night, Arthur went to bed without removing his USB drive, and my knee touched it, but instead of bap it was wooga-wooga-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. With scary messages and a black screen that says ZOMG!1! or something like it. So finally I had to turn it off (bap). And then I figure, okay, turn it back on.

Not so much.

I was so frustrated. I can’t believe how addicted I am to sitting on the computer in the evenings. Not to mention the not blogging. I actually had to read a book. The horror!

Anyway, this morning I said to myself, it’s a machine, not a person. A night’s sleep isn’t going to help it. But I couldn’t resist so I just pushed the button.

And it came on.

New Name for Christmas with the Family

House of Decibels

Figure it out.

Merry Christmas

No trivia today. Go be with your families.

By the way, Sun came back. Phew.

Little gray guy at the bottom of the stairs.

Mighty Mighty Mingo is a Mighty Mighty Mouser (no pictures). We’ve discussed this before. A couple of days ago, Arthur said he saw Mingo with a dead mouse, but he didn’t know where the body was.

I wasn’t worried, I figured it would turn up, and sure enough, when I came downstairs this morning, there it was, all gray and dead on the living room floor. So I went to get a plastic bag to put it in, and another to wrap my hand in while handling it, and I came back.

And froze.

I don’t know. I was suddenly confronted with the unknowability of death. The blank space of it. And for a moment, I simply couldn’t touch it. I’ve cleaned up little post-cat corpses before, I’ve never felt that, but suddenly it was something untouchable.

So that took a few seconds, and I shook it off, and lifted it by the tail, but there it was again. How heavy and stiff the little body was. Probably 2 inches long, not counting the tail, and it felt like it weighed a pound (which is ridiculous), and I thought how much lighter life is than death.

And then, y’know, wrapped it in plastic and threw it away and moved the fuck on. Because my morning need not be about ruminations on mortality. It is much better for it to be about cleaning up the mess in the living room.

Im opening ur bathrum door, lettin ur cold airz in

No picture, just sayin’.

Friday Catblogging: Why Fanty is rarely featured in catblogging

She hides…
She hides under things

And then…

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You know what I need?

A cat sling.

You ever see those baby slings? Yeah, like that. Because what happens is, the cat gets into my lap and then gradually starts to fall out.

Now, I like having him in my lap, but I don’t like being committed to holding him there. Yet it seems kinda cruel to just let him flop onto the floor due to excessive relaxation. Also, the mid-flop flailing can be hazardous.

A cat sling.

Friday Catblogging: The Anklesaurus

Okay, right after I took the picture, he snagged a bit of flesh, but it was worth it.

Ouch

What Deborah Wants for Yule

Deborah, who pays a monthly fee for this free and highly entertaining blog, and who speaks of herself in the third person, has an Amazon Wish List.

Go wild.

Friday Catblogging: The Rack

Okay, so we stretch our cat. You wanna make something of it?

Cat Stretching