Archive for Tom Speaks

Bigots on Bikes Get a Pass from the Chron

Yesterday’s Chronicle ran a story on an unique immigration protest: five motorcyclists who call themselves the Paul Revere Riders, crossing the country to sound the alarm about illegal immigrants. Here’s a representative sample:

“One if by land, two if by sea, three if from Mexico,” declares their Web site — comparing illegal migrants from Mexico to British redcoats of two centuries ago.

“The idea is to get enough people enough excited about their country to take action,” said leader Frosty Wooldridge when the group arrived in Los Gatos Tuesday evening. “Paul Revere in April of 1775 was the great communicator. He rode and spread the word and actually beat the British. We’re trying to spread the word through our neighbors and through the Internet.

“We’ve seen people march for anarchy, march for Mexico, march for illegality,” said Wooldridge, who hopes legal immigration will be reduced dramatically and illegal entries stopped altogether. “It’s time we as Americans stand up.”

The story quotes exactly five people: the leader, and four of the anti-immigration protestors. All had positive things to say about the ride, and about the anti-immigration cause. Nobody was quoted with anything critical to say. A story on a politically charged protest ends up coming off as a human interest story.

Just to be clear, I don’t think the reporter, Tyche Hendricks, has an agenda here. » Read more..

DeYoung Museum

Now that I’ve posted a good set of thoroughly depressing political posts, it’s time for something a little more frivolous: pictures from the (newly remodeled) DeYoung Museum. They’re not as good as I had hoped–no flash allowed, understandably, so they tend to be a little on the fuzzy side–but I figured a few were worth sharing here.
Teardrops
This is one of my favorite pieces, just gorgeous in person. Photo doesn’t do it justice, etc. » Read more..

What Really Matters Is the Appearance of Appearances

Start with the suicides of three detainees at Guantanamo–one of whom had been cleared for transfer.

Compound that with (Assistant Deputy Secretary of State) Colleen Graffy’s comments to the BBC that the suicides were a “good P.R. move” and “a tactic to further the jihadi cause.”

It looks bad, and the administration realizes it looks bad. The problem, of course, is not that what Graffy said was completely appalling to civilized humans; the problem is that it didn’t work. She certainly wasn’t off the reservation: » Read more..

Keystone Stasi

It’s good to know the DHS is protecting us from bootleg T-shirts. (The post title is from the article; I wish I’d made it up, but I didn’t.) Hat tip: Kevin Drum.

[Cross-posted at If I Ran the Zoo]

No Fitzmas…Again

So Rove isn’t going to be indicted. Oh well. Christy at Firedoglake reminds us that this isn’t over, but it’s still disappointing…and I’m not holding my breath waiting for a Cheney indictment. I’m just glad I was properly skeptical about Jason Leopold’s Rove indictment story.

[Cross-posted at If I Ran the Zoo]

How Do you Say ‘Splash’ in French?

I’m reading Dumas’s1 The Vicomte de Bragelonne (the Three Musketeers 30 years later, with the restoration of Charles II as historical background), and I ran across this passage:

As he approached, he heard the noise of the pulleys which grated under the weight of the heavy pails; he also fancied he heard the melancholy moaning of the water which falls back again into the wells – a sad, funereal, solemn sound, which strikes the ear of the child and the poet — both dreamers – which the English call splash; Arabian poets gasgachau; and which we Frenchmen, who would be poets, can only translate by a paraphrase – the noise of water falling into water.

Huh. French has (or had, as of 1850) no word for ‘splash’.

It seems such a basic word to me, such a necessary word, that of course it strikes me as strange that the French don’t (or didn’t) have an equivalent. That’s the nature of different languages, though. The Germans may well think it odd that we have no words meaning Treppenwitz or Schadenfreude; Spanish speakers may consider us barbaric for failing to distinguish picante from caliente, or chile from pimienta.

‘Splash’ appears to have its origins in onomatopoeia, which is of course a particularly rich source of linguistic differences. (Consider animal sounds, for example: French turkeys say glouglou, and their roosters say cocorico.) In French, onomatopoeia is less ingrained in the language than it is in English–it’s used more in comics than anywhere else–although apparently the word ‘cliché has onomatopoeic origins.

As for the ostensibly Arabic ‘gasgachau’, that’s either a bad transliteration or an invention of Dumas’s: a Google search brings up only the same passage (in English and French) from Vicomte de Bragelonne.

1Yeah, it looks weird. There has already been an extremely lengthy and ultimately inconclusive discussion about this sort of thing, and trust me–you don’t want to go there.

Election-Day Voice Mail for Mayor Newsom

“Hi, this is the pre-recorded voice of Tom Hilton, and I’m returning a call from the pre-recorded voice of Mayor Newsom. This is regarding, I guess, the pre-recorded voice of Mayor Newsom was concerned about how the pre-recorded voice of Tom Hilton planned to vote in the State Assembly race. So, the pre-recorded voice of Tom Hilton is calling back, but, um, I guess the pre-recorded voice of Mayor Newsom isn’t in right now. So, if the pre-recorded voice of Mayor Newsom could call back, let’s see, this evening the pre-recorded voice of Tom Hilton will be out, but, if the pre-recorded voice of Mayor Newsom could call back tomorrow evening at, I guess you already have the number but just in case it’s area code 415-[REDACTED], the pre-recorded voice of Tom Hilton should be available and, um, happy to discuss this. Thanks and, um, bye.”

1And Jerry Brown and Barbara Boxer and a whole bunch of other politicians from whom I have recently received robo-calls.

When There’s No Plan B

Common sense dictates that when emergency contraception is unavailable, more people get abortions.

Common sense is right.

The author of the piece is a 42-year-old mother of two who (once) forgot to use her diaphragm. When she tried to get Plan B the next day, she was told her doctor wouldn’t prescribe it… » Read more..

Sunday Sierrablogging


West Kennedy Lake, Monarch Divide, Kings Canyon National Park

[Cross-posted at If I Ran the Zoo]

Good News, Bad News

A federal judge is allowing a lawsuit against the NSA to proceed. But monthly job growth is below projections again.

Abramoff and Scanlon are continuing to cooperate with the feds. But Robert Kennedy Jr. has a whole lot of evidence that the 2004 election really was stolen…and there isn’t a damn thing we can do about it.

Ann Coulter is in big trouble. But the BBC has video showing another massacre by U.S. troops in Iraq.

Ugh. I think maybe today, just today, I’ll stick to the frivolous posts. I don’t have the heart to get into anything serious.

[Cross-posted at If I Ran the Zoo]