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Totally the most important post of the week
Joss Whedon writes about Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along:
ONE WEEK ONLY! AN INTERNET MINISERIES EVENT!
“Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” will be streamed, LIVE (that part’s not true), FREE (sadly, that part is) right on Drhorrible.com, in mid-July. Specifically:
ACT ONE (Wheee!) will go up Tuesday July 15th.
ACT TWO (OMG!) will go up Thursday July 17th.
ACT THREE (Denouement!) will go up Saturday July 19th.
Read it all! And sing along!
Car dancing
I dance in the car. I totally rock out. I’m not even embarrassed. In fact, I’m the opposite of embarrassed.
And when I say “not embarassed,” I mean that people sometimes honk and point and shout at me. This is a true fact. I try to get them to dance with me.
But I was in the car and I was listening to the soundtrack of The Commitments and I was driving past construction guys and all of a sudden I realized I was doing jazz hands.
Jazz hands.
I was embarrassed.
How my mind works, part ten million
A couple of weeks ago, Zap2It did a photo feature on what actors could play what presidential candidates. (The feature doesn’t seem to be available anymore, but you can find individual photos by searching for candidate names.)
As Barack Obama, they suggested Harry Lennix. And both before and after I clicked through to see who they selected, I was thinking, “It should be that guy who played an epidemiologist on ER. He was in Ray. That guy.”
That guy who, when I saw Ray, I remembered him as the guy from ER, and looked him up, and then afterwards I still couldn’t remember his name. That guy.
So after I finished looking at the photo essay, I looked up ER and Ray. “That guy”? Harry Lennix. Which I couldn’t figure out from looking at his picture and seeing his name, only from looking up things I’d seen him in.
More amusing spam
I’ve blogged about comment spam before. It tickles me.
My new favorite is the one that said ‘Please don’t delete my comment. I keep getting all these links attached to my comments and I don’t know how to stop it. Can you help me?’
LOL! I’m dyin‘ here!
Funny Trivia Story
So Roberta just phoned me. Those of you who are regulars at this blog know she comments regularly and avidly attempts to solve Tuesday Trivia.
When she checked the blog earlier today I hadn’t yet posted the trivia. So on the phone she asked, and I said yes it was up, and she said “Read it to me. See if I can get any. By the time I get home they might all be solved.”
She got #5 but Evn had just solved it. But the funny part was really her trying to get me to log in as her so I could post answers.
In the universe of weird search terms
Today, someone found my blog by typing “nancy pelosi has her menstrual period.”
Okay, not only is that freaky, but hello? Speaker Pelosi turned 67 last week. Ain’t no way that search term has been true lately.
I’ve got to remember to have a camera handy…
next time I make the bed. You guys have no idea what you just missed. Turns out pillowcases are evil and must be killed.
