1. Strange that a man can live with a woman for ten years and not know the first thing about her.
Solved by Hazel (comment #4).
2. I’m going crazy. I’m standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy.
Solved by George (comment #1).
3. This is the land of milk and honey for the health racket. Every woman in California thinks she’s either too fat or too thin or too something.
Solved by Melville (comment #6).
4. Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd.
Solved by Evn (comment #5).
5. Yeah, yeah, I know that bromide. Something borrowed, something blue – old, new! Rice and old shoes, carry you over the threshold, Niagara Falls – all the silly tripe I’ve made fun of for years. Is this what I’ve come to? I can’t go through with it. I won’t marry you and that’s that!
Solved by Dawa Lhamo (comment #8).
6. Hey look, Mister – we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint “atmosphere”.
Solved by George (comment #1).
7. My dear, since Eve picked the apple, no woman has ever been taken entirely unawares.
Solved by Amy (comment #3).